What did Clark Griswold say about Christmas?

Clark : Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I’d like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people, and I want him brought right here!

What does Clark Griswold say?

The front of this National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation tee displays Clark Griswold’s quote about his no-good, blood-sucking boss, “I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to …

What does Clark Griswold say about the Jelly of the Month Club?

“It’s a one year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.” ~Clark Griswold. Have you ever received a gift you just couldn’t believe? Good or bad?

What does Russ say in Christmas Vacation?

I gotta get to bed. I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car…

Why is the carpet all wet Todd quote?

Todd : Well, something had to come through the window! Something had to break the stereo! Margo : And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?

What does rusty say in Christmas Vacation?

Rusty Griswold: (interrupting) Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. And brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do…

What does Clark Griswold put on the bottom of his sled?

In the scene Clark Griswald (Chevy Chase) uses a “non-chloric, silicon-based kitchen lubricant” to grease his sled. The lubricant works too well and Clark goes for a memorable ride.

What did Clark Griswold get for Christmas bonus?

Jelly of the Month
In the movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, Chevy Chase’s character Clark Griswold puts a down payment on a swimming pool for his family based on an expected holiday bonus from his company. Instead of getting a bonus though, Griswold is enrolled in a “Jelly of the Month” club.