What are meat helmets?

Happy Meal to McDonald’s menu, Meat Helmet is an absurdist proposal for a passive exercise machine that is intended to appeal to the company’s health conscious marketing. The helmet is constructed to help customers burn calories through the activity that McDonald’s patrons enjoy most: chewing.

How much money does dr evil ask for?

In the second film, Dr. Evil goes back to 1969 and plans to hold the world ransom for $100 billion, and when he tells the amount to the President, he receives a similar reaction as in the first film when the President and his cabinet laugh at him.

What did Dr Evils father invent?

My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloé with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink; he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.

Would accuse chestnuts of being lazy?

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

What can I do with 10m dollars?

How Would I Spend $10 Million

  • I would get my dream lake house or ocean view home. I’ve grown up living on water and love being able to go out in the boat or jet ski.
  • I would purchase a nice SUV or Truck.
  • Help out family and friends.
  • Setup a perpetual giving fund.
  • Invest money into Under30wealth.com.

When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds pretty standard really at the age of twelve I received my first scribe?

In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.